I'M ABOUT TO SIMP | Hades

That was the most powerful "I'm about to simp" I ever heard

Author — Ancestor

"I wanna top this motherfucker"
never thought I'd hear a woman say that with such strength, courage and conviction before

Author — Naive Optimist

Hades: The game where everyone's hot, and the people who aren't are either precious or painfully relatable.

Author — IT WAS I, DIO!!!

In this house, we pet Cerberus EVERY time we die. I don't make the rules.

Author — Lost Paragon

I love how Shen’s laugh is just *is a teapot*

Author — The Gravemind

This game has everything for everyone: hot girls for the straight dudes and lesbians and bi's, hot guys for the straight ladies and gays and bi's, and everything in between for everyone in between.

Author — ArceusWarlord 22

Shen: "I'm about to simp."
Fans: U say that like it's something new.

Author — Litsune

Im glad the artists had the balls to make EVERYONE in this game THIS attractive, im about to go awooga mode

Author — whehw

I just wanna point out that the Devs have been known to watch a lot of streamers play Hades. Meaning there's a good chance the devs got to watch Shen simp super hard over their boi Zagreus.

Author — Ordovick

Shes really gonna simp when she sees the interactions between zagreus and thanatos

Author — Zuri Beboo

Hades: Control your worthless admirers boy. They are as obnoxious in life as you are in death.
Zagreous: Father, you know can't control what people think about me. Don't be jealous because some people actually like me. more than you
Hades: Hmph, impertinent child. Do not complain to me when she ends up here and her shade does not stop humping your leg.
Narrator: _Cerberus licks his chops in anticipation, as it would not be the first time he he chewed on some unlucky soul who would not leave the prince alone._

Author — BurstAngel15

I was deadass convinced that real life women could not get this hot and bothered by something 2D. Never have I laughed so hard at being proven wrong.

Author — DyProxus

Zagreus: "Oh, it's her."
Shen: "It's... her?"
Aphrodite: "Why hello hello—"
Shen: *DEAFENING GNOME NOISES*

Author — Nat the Chicken

shen: sees pomegranate
shen: "is this a grapefruit?"

Author — TeamChaosPrez

Wait until she meets Thanatos, she'll straight just faint

Author — LesMystyx

3:28 If I'm not wrong, Zagreus is like, cannonically the bottom in any relationship

Author — Bronze

As an asexual, you single handedly remind me people actually thirst for people

Author — Adi 474

no one:
not a single soul:
not a single being in Hades:
shen: *"I WANNA CRUSH HIS DI-"*

Author — Repper EX

7:57
character: * appears *
shen: * TAKES CRITICAL DAMAGE *

Author — MightyKingWario

“Actually I wanna top this motherfucker” made me spit out all the soda in my mouth. Holy shit that had me dying.

Author — Santino