'TED CRUZ' — A Bad Lip Reading

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'TED CRUZ' — A Bad Lip Reading 5
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It's time for a new kind of leader....

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Christ, that bit from 2:36-3:28 was genius

Author — jacksfilms

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When someone calls me ugly:

"Your face isn't my face."

Author — Callie Anastasia

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"There's one thing our country doesn't need more of; goose diarrhea."
Honestly, I agree

Author — Sam Daniels

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'Death'll find you soon. Not sure you'll be remembered.'

I died.

Author — Thorite Gem

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Ted seems an unlikely politician. He strikes me as more of a salad dressing salesman.

Author — Little Dorrit

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"Doesn't that mean you go to jail?"
"No, because I ran away."

Author — Andrew Earl

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The ending with the wife talking about some other guy is hilarious!

Author — Aleia Le'Gare-Haynes

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“I went down to the summer camp with a can of gasoline”

“don’t light the cabins on fire”

“I wish I couldn’t, but I did”

“doesn’t that mean you go to jail”

“No because I ran away”

Author — UnderTails

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"I need a bogle for the glotch"


-Ted Cruz

Author — Lord Gaben

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Human hair is an overlooked source of edible protein.

Author — wesley n

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Herbert Spanecki is about to be my new username for everything from now on...

Author — Yashamaga 13

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The struggling noises as he waved the flag lmao

Author — Madison Morell

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"if you want more boyfriend time, then you must be a girlfriend"

Author — THE Chunk

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"I don't want to ask who's the baby daddy. I know it's him." That's so messed up 😅😅

Author — Valdovi Anton

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"I made a hole and then barfed on the beach"

Author — CallMeAvocado

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He's the first one to say, "let's go out and eat hair."

Author — C-Ringe

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"I heard you guys make orange rugs"
"That's a lie"
"Hey cut me an orange rug"
"A what?"
"An orange rug"
"We don't make them"
"I know"

Author — RICHCARP

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Herbert spinecki, the beautiful, open, and sensuous man that was into football is in the kitchen right now-- dont even ask who the baby daddy is, its him

Author — Kit Cat

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I am dying. "Can you make me a rug? We don't make rug... I know"

Author — Richard Jin

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Jordan the centipede taught me a card trick

Author — Mark DeLuca