I just wanted to go to the other side of the road.
Author — CHICKEN
The reason Michael is so smart is because he never stops wondering about things that people wouldn’t normally think about it.
Author — Rubb3r Lizard
We tried the “no soap, radio” thing on my Dad. When we all started laughing afterwards, he punched me and My mother in our throats.
Everyone stopped laughing
Author — Nick West
“Yo momma’s so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.”
Actually had me dying! 😂😂😂😂
Author — CFN
I love how he has Bill Nye the Science Guy guest appear just to say like, two lines
Author — Foxy Thunder
We are in a period in which “no soap, radio” can be humor
Author — Loner With A Boner
“No soap, radio” predicted 21st century humor
Author — Vivish
I love how I found the sumerian joke vaguely funny, the fact that a joke can transcend 4, 000 years and different cultures and still be funny and understandable is amazing
Author — Jacobo Corujo
Vsauce videos be like: "You can see about how many seconds you have before you die.... now lets get back to the joke"
Author — mahdi XD
No soap, radio is the Gen Z humour at its finest
Author — Virat Kohli
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To answer that we need to talk about parallel universes"
Author — DeftOmnivore
One time at Elementary school recess I saw a chicken cross the road right outside the fence. I guess the chicken crossed the road because a bunch of kids were screaming at it.
Author — DE23 :]
First time I heard that joke as a young boy I laughed my ass off. Still remember it.
Author — Vedicrose
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
*starts having an existential crisis*
Author — PianoDobby
I actually would love to have vsause and bill nye do a video together.
Author — koolkole27
Michael and Bill were actually only allowed to stay in the room for 9 seconds together, otherwise their combined brain power would have created a singularity.
Author — Aces
That bit at the end, about us hearing it too early in life… I feel like this joke can also serve as a warning, to be wary what we expose children to before they’re old enough to understand or appreciate it.
Author — Michael W Bell
I always thought “To get to the other side” meant the chicken was tryna kill itself 💀 like he knew it was dangerous but he did it to get to heaven 😂😂 of course I also knew people meant it literally but I found it funny viewing it as a double entendre
Author — Cam C
I love when Michael turned it into dark humour XD
Author — Ahmad Khan
They always ask "Why do chicken cross the road ?"
But they never ask "How do chicken cross the road ?"