Captain Marvel: An Unbridled Meh

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Captain Marvel: An Unbridled Meh 4.5

Well, it looks as if the MCU has out done itself, like this ended up being double the length of the normal rant breakdowns but there is so much to lay out, hope you enjoy it folks ;) /

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The rudimentary research into space travel at light speed, amounts of solar systems and planets and all that is totally something I recommend people look into to get more accurate numbers, I just did a few google searches with Fringy and checked a couple of websites. It seems I might have underestimated the distances and made a few mistakes that makes it all seem smaller than it is but that would only make the overall point more relevant;

Light speed just aint gonna cut it, not by a long shot when it comes to travelling between galaxies.

Author — MauLer


My favorite part of this movie was when I was daydreaming about watching a different, better movie instead.

Author — Rags


When he said “let’s just call her plank” I knew I stumbled upon a gem

Author — Robert Randolph


Why does Groot show more emotion than her hes actually wood

Author — Ricky Zawodniak


Nebula has a bigger character arc than a character who got their own film. Boo for Plank.

Author — Richfits


The only positive about this character is that people hated her so much that Thanos managed to punch her completely out of Endgame

Author — Vincent Torrijos


I was 58 minutes in when I realized this isn’t a ten min video

Author — Michael Haskins


Turning Nick Fury’s eye mystery into a joke was the worst decision ever.

Author — Aidan Hall


This video criticizing the movie is more interesting than said movie

Author — Kathryn Randall


She's literally arrogance personified.

Author — Jru XO


Do you want to know how to write a "strong female character"? Look at the original Alien movie. I don't know anyone who had a complaint about Ellen Ripley being the hero. It was natural and made sense, and didn't have political propaganda designed to belittle men planted throughout it.

Author — EyeBitten


Strong female CHARACTERS are better than STRONG FEMALE characters, know the difference

Author — GH0STD3LTA


Surprised why they didn't just rename the character "Karen Danvers"

Author — Just Some Guy without a Mustache


Ok but just to be clear when Brendan Fraser did the “screaming back at the monster” gag in the mummy it was funny

Author — Barney Boyle


"part human, part Kree, part tessaract, part wood." 😂😂😂

Author — Orcinus Rex


When I think of a super powerful person dragging someone through the dirt then throwing them out because they were too weak, I think of a villain. You know, the one who doesn't have the morals and respect for their foe and just drags them through the dirt, or in this case sand, and tosses them away because they couldn't be bothered to murder them because of just how weak they are. Carol literally has 0 reasons to be a hero and instead is just an arrogant jerk because she didn't actually have a moment. You know, like how Peter Parker is stupidly powerful yet understands that if he doesn't help people, bad things happen. Because you know, he didn't do the right thing once and his uncle died for it? That's missing from this supposed origin of Carol. Her action or inaction have literally 0 consequences to her and those around her, giving her no reason to be humble and helpful with her powers. It's just silly.

Author — Sir Minty


[ ] Sit through 2 hours of Captain Marvel

[X] Watch a 2 hour breakdown of why Captain Plank isn’t a good movie

Author — Fueled From Fiction


I've literally watched this more times than the actually movie

Author — Armand Starkks


"You know why they call it a cockpit don't you?"
"Irony apparently, considering you fly in one..."
What happened to actually being able to take insults and turning them around on people? Is this something that just stopped existing in movies, or?...

Author — Volvith


Tl;dw: This movie doesn't feel like an entry in the MCU, it feels like a feminist power fantasy.

Author — Spieler Subliminals