Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'

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The President confirmed on Thursday that he will likely potentially certainly improbably possibly doubtfully absolutely declare a national emergency. For sure, maybe.

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The only person more unintelligent than Trump, is a Trump supporter.

Author — Civil Villain


As a European, I would like to thank every American who elected that clown. Your president is impressively entertaining.

Author — g


What if Mexico decides to build stairs on their side of the wall?

Author — Promise Emeka


Get grandpa back in the dementia clinic.

Author — laman012


Watching Trump supporters try and defend this nonsense has become a comedy routine.

Author — Joe Cannabyte


"I didn't rant..."
*Continues to rant for 2 more minutes*

Author — Abhishek Thapa


That man spits out lie after lie after _documentable_ LIE. I am in complete _AWE_ that his "supporters" can totally filter out that fact and soak up the endless bullsh*t with glee. WTF has happened to _critical thinking?_

Author — Mario


Why doesn't everyone just start congratulating him on getting the Mexicans to pay for the wall. He won't know the difference and too narcissistic to ask questions.

Author — SkyBase Solutions - PatchMap


I will never not enjoy the Colbert twirl

Author — LackofEthics


Him NOT getting his way is NOT a "National Emergency "!

Author — Jacki Sears


💃🏽💃🏽The Caravan Dance RETURNS! 💃🏽💃🏽

Author — Mary Rose Kent


Trump thinks if he makes enough noise about the wall issue, and shuts down government, he will distract everyone from the fact that he is under severe investigation right now by the FBI, and that they are coming for him. Don't get distracted America....

Author — goon303


Of course the wheel isn't older. Just think about which requires more difficult materials to make. You can make a wall out of sod (dirt and sticks) or unrefined tree branches. You need decent wood, stone, or metal working to get a worthwhile wheel and shelter is a much more pressing need than travel. OF COURSE THE WALL IS OLDER. But more importantly, when something is described as "medieval" it's not being called "old" it's being described as unenlightened and barbaric, which this specific wall idea is. It's not criticizing the aged concept of walls in general, it's calling this specific project stupid. I would insult Trump but then I'd have to write him an explanation of the insult.

Author — Berkeley Pickell


lol now its " i didnt say that" and " these young people are crazy".

someone please get their drunk, senile uncle out of the Oval Office

Author — Mr420Spy


Dear Lord if you impeach Trump i promise i will be good to everyone for the rest of my life Amen

Author — Kevin Smith


The only reason the buck ever stops with him is that he's stealing it.

Author — Thrasymachus Monk


"Obviously I never said this."

So I guess all those YouTube videos of him saying Mexico is going to pay for the wall was just the Deep State right?

Author — Crown Prince of Manitoba


Yeah, I'm pretty sure Trump ranted, raved, and smashed the table.

Author — teenygozer


Hitler declared an emergency. It lasted 12 years. And he too was a swaggering imbecile.

Author — 37Dionysos


I think through out our Nations History TRUMP will be the only President who said..."I did not throw a tantrum!" "I did not slam the table!" "I should've slammed the table!" End quote...How inspiring to our Nations youth....NOT!

Author — Jessica Moore