Ronald Reagan's one-liners

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Mo Rocca does some digging into the Reagan wit and uncovers a treasure trove of jokes - many written by the man himself - in a very humorous look back on a politician who always had a one-liner at hand.

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the guy would have had a killer twitter account

Author — rams

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In the operating room, Reagan removed his oxygen mask to joke, "I hope you are all Republicans." The doctors and nurses laughed, and Dr Giordano Joseph (head of the trauma team) a liberal Democrat, replied, "Today, Mr. President, we are all Republicans."
Just wow. Humanity above all.

Author — Kshitij Aviraj Singh

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“Marty who’s president in 1985?”

“Ronald Reagan.”

“The actor!?”

Author — NATHAN STARSTALKER

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Reagan: *Giving a speech*
Balloon: *pops*
Reagan: Missed me

Author — Drew Burris

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"As long as there's final exams, there will be prayer in schools" Lmao. Classic. 😂

Author — FlowerTrollSan

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Omg they turned the Call of Duty cold war guy into a real person

Author — Moh

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Ronald Reagan would be a great meme lord if he was in his prime at the age of social media..

Author — Freezy Pop

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When harrassed about his age, in a debate he said something like "We should be great like the Roman Empire. I can say this because, as you know, I was there."

Author — Donald Kasper

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"Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason." R.R.

Author — slick willie

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One of his best will always be this gem:

"The scariest nine words in the English language are, _'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"_

Author — Dr. Hannibal Lester

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When a reporter was trying to confirm the existence of the NSA, which at that time was a secret organization, she quickly shot out the question, " Mr. President, what do the initials stand for?". Without missing a beat he replied, "No such agency.".

Author — Christopher Walken

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“I intend to campaign in all 13 states”
Best one liner ever

Author — Reload Bros

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I was a child when he was president, now the country is full of spoiled children.

Author — jschapp77

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"If Fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of Liberalism" President Ronald Reagan

Author — Armando De La Cruz

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“I hope you’re all republicans”

I’m sorry but this is wayyyy too funny 😂

Author — Jaccobtw

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Trump vs Reagan on twitter would have been something of legend

Author — Call me Carnes

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Anyone else upset they were born too late to live through his presidency?

Author — Brian Camilleri

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"As long as there are final exams, there will be prayer in schools."

I can relate XD

Author — wengramos

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You didn't include the surgeons reply, " We are today, sir."

Author — greanstreak04

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It’s great seeing Democrat’s and Republicans getting along

Author — Conservative Kid