FUNNY PETTY TEXTS

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FUNNY PETTY TEXTS 5
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Someone:hey! Are you single

Me, *nO tHiS iS pAtrIcK*

Author — Jamie Brazil

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My mom:I TOLD YOU TO WASH THE DISHES GIVE ME YOUR DAMN PHONE
Me: YOU’RE SUCH A...
My mom:I dare you
Me:MEAN INDIVIDUAL
My mom:mhm

Author — Mystic

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*Me:* why am i single?
*Me to boys:* TOUCH ME AND YOU ARE DEAD LIKE THE OTHER GUY

Author — poutana

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Me: Why is your skirt so short?

Mean girl: ugh because-

Me: Wait! I think you’re trying to remind yourself that all your relationships are short!

Mean girl: WTF-

Author — Sub to Pewds

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Ok so this one guy in class failed me because he ‘ couldn’t read my handwriting’ so I taught myself Egyptian hieroglyphs and that was all I wrote in for the next 2 months

Author — RenaTay Gacha girl

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Siri:"Here's what i found on be serious we're do they sell that".

Lia: Omg SHUT UP Siri

Had me dying😂😂

Author — A9RD62

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The pettiest thing I have done...

When my friend took my lunch and the next day I stole her lunchbox 2 years ago and I still have it.

Author — Flora The Dora

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Told my crush i liked them



they replied with "k" ...

Author — Naoise Heaney

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Girl, I managed to eat a whole pizza at the age of 2 and now I can’t. My body...

Author — Aisha Ravat

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Me: reads quotes
Quote: I’m like a candle you forget about me I’ll burn your house down
Me: rELaTaBlE

Author — India Beaudoin

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Someone: hello, you single?
Me: *this is the krusty krab, What do you want to order..?*

Author — Ena Škoda

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I started talking to myself on another’s person’s convo because they were ignoring me

Author — Kaira Schukken

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Everytime Sniper says "Serious" she makes my siri go off. Lol

Author — Anna TaloPark

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"To tacos?"

Me: Oh honey yes. Our new queen of TACOS.

Author — KittenKraze09

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I have a poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I just joined the wolf pack
You should too

Author — Diamond Roxy Gaming!

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So when me and my friend are mad at each other we send songs and she sent not just a pretty girls so I said your not even

Author — llama

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Ya know what's worse than the 'K.' ?
That lowercase period 'k.'

Author — Ananya Mullick

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This guy in my class loves Avengers so I bought this Avengers book just to look at it in class for him to see the book

Author — Neil James

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Boy:let's go out
Girl:no
Boy:why
Girl:go with Becky with the good hair!

Author — Moonchild BTS

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1:10
Thats mah name, and its spelled correctly -_- WHY ME

WHAT DO YOU DO YOU WANT FROM ME..!

Author — Obsidiots333